Apple’s share price—those three crisp capital letters that look so tidy on a Bloomberg terminal—has become the planet’s most polite form of geopolitical warfare. From the glass canyons of Shenzhen to the granite lobbies of Frankfurt, the daily flicker of AAPL is now less a measure of gadgets sold than a referendum on who still…
Jonah Coleman and the Global Ripple of One Man’s Very Public Mid-Life Crisis by “Lazlo Marquez, roving correspondent for the terminally bemused” ISTANBUL — In the grand bazaar of modern notoriety, every hour now coughs up a new Jonah Coleman. Ours happens to be the 34-year-old former logistics manager from Portland, Oregon who, on the…
Apple iPhone 17 Pro Max: The World Pauses, Blinks, Then Lines Up Anyway By Matteo “Mac” Alvarez, Senior Cynic-at-Large, Dave’s Locker Global Desk GENEVA — Somewhere between the collapse of the Antarctic ice shelf and the third attempted coup of the week in West Africa, humanity has quietly agreed that the only date that truly…
