Dylan Efron’s Mystery Girlfriend: How a Beach Photo Became a Global Soft-Power Chess Piece
The Geopolitics of Dylan Efron’s New Girlfriend: A Dispatch from the Front Lines of Irrelevance By Santiago del Muerto, International Correspondent (Currently Somewhere with Spotty Wi-Fi) VIENNA—In a world where the Doomsday Clock is two ticks from midnight and the Arctic is auditioning for a role as the next Mediterranean, humanity has once again demonstrated…