Global Take That Ticket Frenzy Proves Human Stupidity Is Our Most Reliable Export
**Take That Tickets and the Decline of Western Civilization: A Global Tragedy in Three-Part Harmony** In the grand theater of human existence, where nuclear powers play chicken over grain shipments and cryptocurrency evangelists promise salvation through JPEGs, the announcement of Take That’s 2024 reunion tour might seem inconsequential. Yet here we are, witnessing grown adults—presumably…