Global Fallout from the Latest Chiefs Game: How One Touchdown Replaced Diplomacy and Tanked the Banana Market
Kansas City, USA – While the planet’s attention oscillates between a war in Eastern Europe, a coup-of-the-week in West Africa, and whatever apocalyptic weather event is currently rearranging coastline real estate, it turns out the most reliably combustible flashpoint on Earth is still a patch of grass in Missouri where large men in plastic armor…