Rubén Sellés and the Relegation of Romance: A Global Parable in 90 Minutes (Plus Stoppage Time)
When Rubén Sellés was quietly promoted from Southampton’s shadowy analytics dungeon to the bright, unforgiving glare of the touchline last February, the world barely blinked. After all, in the grand geopolitical casino—where presidents gamble continents on Twitter and central bankers move markets with a raised eyebrow—who has calories to burn on a 39-year-old Spaniard learning…