Earth’s Passive-Aggressive Newsletter: A Sardonic Global Tour of Geo-News
**The Earth Shrugs: A Planet-Wide Round-Up of Geo-News for the Perpetually Jet-Lagged** By the time your breakfast coffee cools, some volcano you can’t pronounce has canceled 4,000 flights, a micro-plastic the size of Malta has been discovered in a penguin’s pancreas, and a previously unheard-of island has been hastily added to Google Maps after a…