Thanksgiving 2025: The Global Countdown to Turkey Day (And Why the World Cares) If you’ve been scrolling through your social media feeds lately, you might have noticed a peculiar trend: people are already asking, “When is Thanksgiving 2025?” Yes, you read that right. We’re still in the thick of 2024, and the internet is already…
Oh, Canada! Why the World is Suddenly Obsessed with Canadian Thanksgiving Alright, folks, gather ’round the digital campfire because we’re about to dive into a trend that’s as warm and comforting as a pumpkin pie fresh out of the oven: Canadian Thanksgiving. That’s right, the world has finally noticed that our neighbors to the north…
Turkey, the Bird, the Nation, the Punch-Line—A Dispatch from the Edge of Civilization by Our Correspondent Who Has Eaten Both ISTANBUL—It is 3 a.m. local time, and the muezzin’s call to prayer collides with the bass line of a rooftop techno club, while a street cat—fat, entitled, and visibly bored—gnaws on a leftover döner kebab…
