8.7 Million Toyotas Recalled Worldwide After Car Decides Gelato Shop Is Safest Destination
It’s March 2025, and Toyota has just issued its largest recall since the company discovered that “just-in-time” also applies to existential dread. Some 8.7 million vehicles across six continents are being summoned back to the loving embrace of a dealership coffee machine that hasn’t been cleaned since 2019. The official reason: a software glitch in…