**The NFL Trade Deadline: A Global Spectacle of Football Frenzy and Internet Frenzy** Alright, folks, buckle up! The NFL trade deadline has rolled around again, and the internet is buzzing like a hive of bees who just discovered Wi-Fi. But why, you ask, is this American football event causing a global stir? Let’s dive in,…
When Kyle Lowry finally packed his bags for Miami, the transaction felt less like a sports trade and more like a geopolitical realignment. Overnight, a 35-year-old point guard from North Philly became the Raptors’ most successful export since insulin and polite resentment. Around the globe, embassies did not issue advisories, but they probably should have:…
Elijah Moore and the Global Trade in Disposable Humans By Pascal “Paz” Delacruz, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker International Desk CLEVELAND—Somewhere between the Cuyahoga River and the Sea of Japan, a 23-year-old wide receiver discovered that passports, Instagram followers, and 4.3-second 40-yard-dash times do not, in fact, grant diplomatic immunity. Elijah Moore’s offseason odyssey from the…
