**Trade Madness: Why the NBA Deadline is the Internet’s Newest Obsession** Alright, folks, buckle up! The NBA trade deadline has swooshed its way into the global spotlight, and the internet is losing its collective mind over it. But why, you ask? Well, grab your popcorn, because we’re about to break it down like a highlight…
**The NFL Trade Deadline: A Global Spectacle of Football Frenzy and Internet Frenzy** Alright, folks, buckle up! The NFL trade deadline has rolled around again, and the internet is buzzing like a hive of bees who just discovered Wi-Fi. But why, you ask, is this American football event causing a global stir? Let’s dive in,…
When Kyle Lowry finally packed his bags for Miami, the transaction felt less like a sports trade and more like a geopolitical realignment. Overnight, a 35-year-old point guard from North Philly became the Raptors’ most successful export since insulin and polite resentment. Around the globe, embassies did not issue advisories, but they probably should have:…
Elijah Moore and the Global Trade in Disposable Humans By Pascal “Paz” Delacruz, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker International Desk CLEVELAND—Somewhere between the Cuyahoga River and the Sea of Japan, a 23-year-old wide receiver discovered that passports, Instagram followers, and 4.3-second 40-yard-dash times do not, in fact, grant diplomatic immunity. Elijah Moore’s offseason odyssey from the…
