Facebook’s $725 Million Privacy Settlement: A Global “Oops, We Monetized Your Soul” Rebate By Our Correspondent, fresh from deleting cookies (the browser kind, alas the biscuit jar is still full) In the grand bazaar of geopolitics, where empires once traded spices and gunpowder, today’s hottest commodity is you—specifically, your taste in cat videos and your…
From the Pyrenees to the Pacific: How the Word “Espanyol” Became a Global Rorschach Test BARCELONA—Last week, in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Seoul, a teenager practiced rolling the Spanish “r” in the word “espanyol,” blissfully unaware that 10,000 kilometers away a Catalan separatist was spitting it out like cheap vermouth. Meanwhile, on a Reddit thread…
Will Arnett, the Canadian-born baritone of arrested development, has spent two decades perfecting the art of playing men who peaked somewhere between a parking-lot donut franchise and an ill-timed crypto investment. From the vantage point of a planet simultaneously melting and live-streaming the meltdown, Arnett’s career reads like a sly satire of post-imperial decline—delivered in…
From Brussels boardrooms to Mumbai call-centres, Carson Wentz has become the planet’s most unlikely case study in the economics of disappointment. While the quarterback has never thrown a pass on any pitch outside North America, his career arc now features in PowerPoint decks from Singapore hedge funds to Lagos fintech incubators as a tidy illustration…
Coastal Flood Warning: The World’s New Déjà Vu DATELINE—Somewhere a few centimeters above sea level—The alert, once reserved for low-lying atolls and the more melodramatic stretches of the Netherlands, is now being issued from Lagos to Los Angeles, from Mumbai to Miami, and—because misery loves company—from Venice to Vanuatu. Coastal flood warnings, once the meteorological…
Marcus Mariota, erstwhile savior of the Tennessee Titans and current itinerant quarterback, is the rare American football export who can make the rest of the planet shrug in unison. While the NFL busies itself inflating viewership numbers in London pubs and Munich beer halls, Mariota has become a walking metaphor for globalization’s limits: a Samoan-Hawaiian,…
By the time the sun finally rose over Reykjavik last Tuesday, the Coldwater Cast had already been streaming for nine hours. Somewhere in a dimly lit Oslo basement, “MackerelMikkel” was teaching 23,000 viewers how to debone a fish with a butter knife; in Valparaíso, Chile, an ex-banker named Camila was narrating her descent into artisanal…
Barcelona—The city that once exported anarchism and now exports paella-flavored NFTs—hosted another episode in the long-running Iberian passion play known as La Liga. RCD Espanyol versus RCD Mallorca: two clubs whose initials sound like failed boy bands but who, for ninety minutes plus whatever VAR decides to tack on, carried the psychic baggage of two…
Monday Night Football: The Glittering Coliseum Where the World Watches America Argue With Itself Dave’s Locker International | Dispatches from the End of the Couch Somewhere between the fall of Kabul and the rise of Ozempic, Monday Night Football became the last universally accepted American export that doesn’t arrive accompanied by sanctions or a drone…
Tyler Robinson, a name that until last week meant precisely nothing to 99.97 percent of the planet’s eight-billion-strong audience, has now managed the improbable feat of becoming a minor irritant in the digestive tract of the global news cycle. From the glass towers of Singapore to the tin-roofed newsrooms of La Paz, editors have been…
Dan Marino: The Last American Gunslinger Who Couldn’t Outrun Globalization By our man in the cheap seats, somewhere over the Atlantic Somewhere between the fall of the Berlin Wall and the rise of TikTok, Dan Marino became a living fossil—an artifact of a time when a quarterback could still be mythologized without a passport, a…
When Mariah the Scientist announced her modestly titled “The Experiential Tour,” the collective yawn from the northern hemisphere was almost loud enough to drown out the stampede of passport-clutching Gen-Zers in Lagos, Jakarta, and São Paulo. After all, a 24-year-old alt-R&B singer from Atlanta promising “an immersive, genre-bending odyssey” sounds like the 400th such pledge…
