Verona FC: A Provincial Opera with a Global Libretto by Dave’s Locker, International Desk If you stand at the intersection of Via Leoncino and the 21st-century attention economy, you’ll find Hellas Verona FC—an Italian football club whose greatest export is not goals but exquisite, slow-motion tragedy. The world now watches via dodgy streams, half-cut on…
Mark Labbett: The Global Colossus of Trivia Who Makes the World Feel Inadequate By the time the satellite feed crackles into life in a windowless studio in Cardiff, a dozen time zones are already wincing. From Lagos to Lima, insomniacs and commuters alike are watching a 6’7″ British man in an off-the-rack suit annihilate another…
The Last Curtsey: How the Duchess of Kent’s Funeral Became the World’s Most Polite Power Struggle By our jaded correspondent in London, still recovering from the complimentary sherry The coffin rolled out of St George’s Chapel on Tuesday with the same understated pomp that Britain perfected during the Blitz—just enough gilt to remind everyone who…
Chase Edmonds and the Global Cargo Cult of the NFL’s Disposable Heroes By Our Correspondent in a Time Zone You’ve Probably Never Heard Of On the surface, Chase Edmonds is merely a 28-year-old running back who recently packed his playbook and signed a one-year deal with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers—hardly the stuff of midnight UN…
Hugh Jackman: The Last Global Movie Star Standing Between Us and Catastrophic Boredom By Our Cynical Correspondent, filing from three time zones and still jet-lagged Somewhere over the Pacific, wedged between a snoring hedge-fund manager and a toddler who speaks four languages better than I do, it occurred to me that Hugh Jackman might be…
Umtiti: A Knee, a Contract, and the Slow-Motion Car Crash We All Watched Together By Dave’s International Desk Somewhere between the soy-latte utopia of Barcelona’s Eixample and the fluorescent purgatory of a Qatari physio room, Samuel Umtiti’s left knee became a global Rorschach test. To culés it was betrayal in ligament form; to accountants in…
RUMBLE: THE WORLD’S NEWEST GLADIATOR RING, SPONSORED BY YOUR AUNT’S FACEBOOK FEED Dave’s Locker – International Desk PARIS—If you squint at the Place de la République on a Friday night, you can watch two realities collide with the grace of a shopping cart down a flight of stairs. On one side, a gilet jaune live-streams…
Grey Skies, Green Reckonings: Why the UK’s Next Rain Shower Is the World’s Business By Our Correspondent in a Café That Still Thinks Espresso Is Foreign Muck LONDON—The Met Office has spoken, and the verdict is vintage: low pressure slouching in from the Atlantic, temperatures clinging to the low double digits like a worried parent,…
Dave Portnoy: The Pizza-Slinging Barstool Prophet of Late-Stage Capitalism By Our Correspondent in the Global Panic Room When the history of the early twenty-first century is written—probably in disappearing ink on a melting glacier—historians will need a shorthand for the exact moment the American id learned to monetize itself. They could do worse than a…
The Curious Case of Eddie Giacomin, or How a Bronx Goalie Accidentally Became a Global Rorschach Test By the time the Iron Curtain finally admitted it was made of polyester, Eddie Giacomin had already slipped through it—on grainy VHS tapes smuggled in diplomatic pouches, on cigarette-smudged hockey cards swapped in Budapest schoolyards, and in the…
Rumble in the Jungle Gym: When Charlie Kirk Met the World’s Algorithmic Gladiators _______________________________________________________________________ If you missed the latest digital dust-up between Charlie Kirk and the video platform Rumble, congratulations—you were probably outside, touching grass, living a life the rest of us surrendered to Wi-Fi long ago. The rest of us, however, watched the American…
CHARLIE KIRK DOT COM: WHEN AMERICAN OUTRAGE GOES GLOBAL AND THE REST OF US REACH FOR THE POPCORN To the uninitiated, CharlieKirk.com is merely another red-white-and-blue URL in the endless American commentariat’s yard sale of grievances. Yet to the rest of the planet—sipping yerba maté in Montevideo, tapping a metro card in Singapore, or doom-scrolling…
