Gabrielle’s Global Audition: How a Mild Atlantic Storm Became the Planet’s Latest Spectacle
Tropical Storm Gabrielle, the Atlantic’s latest damp squib turned headline darling, has spent the past week doing what every self-respecting weather system does in 2024: politely forming off Cabo Verde, taking a selfie for the National Hurricane Center, and then sauntering north-east like a bored tourist who’s just realized the duty-free shop is closed. While…