77 Candles, One Planet: How Trump’s Birthday Became Everyone’s Problem
**The Septuagenarian Elephant in Every Room: How One Man’s Birth Certificate Became a Global Geopolitical Flashpoint** While most 77-year-olds argue with pigeons in the park about breadcrumb subsidies, Donald J. Trump has transformed his golden years into what international observers diplomatically call “a fascinating case study in geriatric geopolitics.” From Tokyo trading floors to Berlin…
