World Reacts to Trump-Epstein Statue on National Mall: America’s Newest Cultural Export Is Pure Cringe
Washington, D.C. – In what diplomats are calling the most diplomatically radioactive unveiling since Chernobyl, a bronze statue depicting Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein locked in what the sculptor insists is a “power handshake” (though it looks suspiciously like a failed arm-wrestling match) appeared overnight on the National Mall. The piece—titled “Two Titans of Palm…