Global Gladiators: How the 2025 Champions League Became the World’s Most Lucrative Therapy Session
The 2025 Champions League final whistle hasn’t even blown yet, and already the planet has started rotating a little faster on its axis—purely to accommodate the extra television satellites. From Jakarta to Johannesburg, punters, presidents, and popcorn vendors alike have paused to watch 22 millionaires chase an inflated leather sphere around a lawn the size…