# USC Football: The Trojan Horse That’s Galloping Across the Globe Alright, listen up, sports fans and culture vultures alike! There’s a new sheriff in town, and it’s not just any sheriff—it’s the USC Trojans football team, and they’re not just kicking butt on the field; they’re taking over the internet, one viral play at…
USC 42, Minnesota 25: A Collateral Scorecard for the Age of Collapse From the Bureau of Global Schadenfreude, Los Angeles LOS ANGELES—As dawn broke over the Pacific, the Southern California sun did its usual impression of a nuclear flashbulb, illuminating a stadium built on tectonic denial and student-loan IOUs. Inside, the USC Trojans treated the…
The Colosseum Has Wi-Fi: USC Football’s 2024 Schedule as a Mirror to Our Dying Empire by Jorge “El Cynico” Mendieta, International Affairs Desk LOS ANGELES—While the rest of the planet debates whether the Arctic will finish melting before or after the next U.S. election, the University of Southern California has released its 2024 football schedule:…
