**Title: “Hail to the Chief Tweets: Why Washington DC is the Internet’s Newest Obsession”** Alright, listen up, folks! The internet’s collective eye has turned its gaze towards the capital of chaos, the hub of hot takes, the city where the memes are as powerful as the politicians—yes, we’re talking about Washington DC. But why, you…
Washington’s latest airborne drama unfolded with the predictability of a Swiss train and the grace of a lead balloon. A Black Hawk helicopter—officially described as “military,” though at this point everything in D.C. is either military, militarized, or under military investigation—went nose-to-nose with an American Eagle commuter jet over the Potomac River. Both lost. The…
Washington, D.C. – Another intern has gone missing from the marble corridors of power, and the global village is once again pretending to be shocked. The body of 22-year-old Maya Patel, a British-Indian dual national who had been fetching coffee for a Senate subcommittee on something-or-other, was found early Tuesday in Rock Creek Park, that…
