Weather Roulette

Tropical Storm Gabrielle 2025: A Gentle Reminder That the Planet Has Had Enough By Dave’s Locker Foreign Desk Somewhere between the 38th Zoom call on “global resilience” and the 39th, Gabrielle wandered into the mid-Atlantic—an uninvited guest with 65-mph winds and the social graces of a drunken tourist who refuses to leave the Airbnb. The…

Dallas, Texas—never the shy type—has spent the last few weeks auditioning for the Four Horsemen. One moment it’s 28 °C and the cicadas are gossiping like hedge-fund analysts at a rooftop bar; the next, marble-sized hail is auditioning for the lead role in “The Day After Tomorrow: Suburban Edition.” International observers, once content to treat…