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Nashville Weather Goes Global: When Music City’s Sky Throws a Tantrum, the World Listens (and Stocks Fall)
ByDaveslocker 23 September 2025

Nashville weather, that fickle maestro of middle-American meteorology, has spent the last week auditioning for a role in the global climate apocalypse. While diplomats in Geneva argue over commas in another emissions accord, Music City’s sky has been staging its own unilateral policy shift—four seasons in 72 hours, all of them vaguely sticky. On Monday,…

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Bristol’s Drizzle Goes Global: How One City’s Weather Became the World’s Worry
ByDaveslocker 8 September 2025

Weather Bristol: How a Drizzly English Backwater Became the Planet’s Atmospheric Punchline By Dave’s Foreign Correspondent, still drying off in Gate 43 Let us begin with the obvious: the weather in Bristol, population 465,000 and shrinking faster than British diplomatic credibility, is not, in itself, interesting. It is grey, damp, and insistently mediocre—like a LinkedIn…

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