Global Forecast: Your Local Weather Is Someone Else’s End Times
Weather Near Me, Apocalypse Near Us By R. Salter, Senior Meteorological Misanthrope, Dave’s Locker It’s a breezy 19 °C on my balcony in Lisbon—perfect for watching the Tagus glitter like a cheap disco ball while the rest of the planet melts, freezes, or combusts, depending on postal code. The phrase “weather near me” used to…