Zac Efron: The Abs That Soft-Powered the World
Zac Efron, the human equivalent of a perfectly chilled Aperol Spritz, has become the planet’s unofficial ambassador of curated abs and existential dread. While most nations appoint career diplomats to shuffle between summits, the 36-year-old former Disney cipher has spent the last decade circumnavigating the globe, armed with nothing more threatening than sunscreen and a…