New Covid Symptoms Go Global: Micro-Déjà Vu, Pancanadache, and Other Luxuries of Late-Stage Pandemic Life
Geneva, Switzerland — The World Health Organization convened its emergency committee this week to consider an elegantly bureaucratic question: what, exactly, should humanity start panicking about now? The answer arrived in a neatly formatted PDF titled “Updated Clinical Spectrum of SARS-CoV-2 Infection, Revision 14-b (Track Changes Enabled).” Buried between footnotes on aerosol persistence and a…