Global Panic in Pearls: How Desperate Housewives Became the Canary in the World’s Coal Mine
THE PANIC ROOMS OF SUBURBIA HAVE GLOBAL COUNTERPARTS—AND THEY’RE ALL RUNNING OUT OF WINE From the manicured cul-de-sacs of Westchester to the pastel high-rises of Singapore’s River Valley, a peculiar species is pacing: the Desperate Housewife, now upgraded to Version 2.0 with Wi-Fi, a side hustle, and a creeping sense that the planet is on…