Six Runs and a Side of Existential Dread: How the Blue Jays Score Echoes Across a Fractured Planet
Blue Jays Score: A Featherweight Tragedy in the Grand Feathered Scheme of Things By R. “Seagull” Voss, International Correspondent, Somewhere Over the Atlantic Somewhere between the ceaseless drone of cargo planes ferrying Amazon dreams and the latest IMF austerity diktat, the Toronto Blue Jays scored six runs against the Boston Red Sox last night—an occurrence…