Calvin Austin’s 4.32-Second World Tour: How a 170-Pound Memphian Became Global Clickbait
Calvin Austin III, 5’9″ in cleats and 4.32 seconds from zero to existential dread, is the sort of human highlight reel who makes every passport-holding couch potato wonder why we bothered inventing the metric system. The Pittsburgh Steelers’ rookie wideout—fresh off Memphis tape that looks like it was sped up by an intern with a…