The Xbox Ally X: A $799 Passport to Global Escapism—Batteries Not Included
In the grand, borderless theater of late-stage capitalism, the Xbox Ally X has arrived like a well-timed punchline—delivered in Dolby Atmos, naturally. Microsoft’s newest handheld PC—sorry, “portable gaming companion”—landed last week with all the subtlety of a drone strike in a suburban cul-de-sac. From the neon canyons of Akihabara to the smog-softened skyline of São…