Global Strike Zone: How Florida State’s Parker Messick Became Baseball’s Accidental Philosopher King
**The Curious Case of Parker Messick: How a Florida State Pitcher Became the World’s Most Specific Metaphor** In the grand theater of global affairs—where nuclear powers play chicken over shipping lanes and billionaires race to Mars while Earth burns—there’s something perversely comforting about the international community’s ability to unite around the truly important things. Like…