Drew McIntyre: The Last Scotsman Standing in a World That Forgot How to Fall Gracefully By Our Man in Every Airport Lounge from Glasgow to Guadalajara The planet tilts on its axis because somebody, somewhere, is still trying to body-slam another human through a folding table. In that grand, slightly deranged tradition steps Drew McIntyre:…
Apple TV: A Black-Mirror Snow Globe for the Jet-Lagged Soul by Our Correspondent, presently somewhere over the Sea of Okhotsk with spotty Wi-Fi and a stale stroopwafel The device itself is no larger than a coaster you guiltily pocketed from a Copenhagen hotel bar, yet it carries more cultural baggage than a UN diplomat on…
The CDC’s Latest Vaccine Pivot: A Love Letter from the Rest of the Planet Atlanta, USA—In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has watched the United States treat public-health policy like an especially volatile soap opera, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has once again updated its COVID-19 vaccine guidance. This season’s…
Henry Cavill: The Last British Export Standing Between Us and Total Cultural Collapse By the time you finish this sentence, another streaming service will have announced its own gritty reboot of something Henry Cavill once touched. The man has become less an actor and more a geopolitical constant, like the price of crude oil or…
Moscow wakes up to the news, Lagos scrolls past it, and a Copenhagen barista shrugs: Kirk Ferentz just signed on to coach Iowa through 2029. On the surface it’s a provincial American story—college football’s answer to tenure—but in the age of global streaming, NIL money that would make a Swiss banker blush, and universities that…
Breanna Stewart: The Quiet American Empire Builder in Sneakers By Dave’s Locker Global Bureau, somewhere between the Aegean and an overpriced airport sandwich While the rest of the world obsesses over whether European monarchs can still wave without pulling a hamstring, Breanna Stewart has spent the last decade annexing basketball courts the way nineteenth-century navies…
Chief of War Season 2: How One Streaming Series Became the UN’s Favorite Punching Bag By a Correspondent Who’s Spent Too Much Time in Airport Lounges Geneva, 3 a.m.—the hour when diplomats realize the buffet has run out of shrimp and their talking points are as stale as the croissants. That’s precisely when the trailer…
Slow Horses Season 5: When British Spooks Become the Planet’s Least-Credible Soft Power By the time the fifth litter of Slow Horses limps onto Apple TV+ this autumn, the world has already endured a year in which every intelligence service on Earth has looked roughly as competent as a toddler assembling IKEA furniture without the…
Morrissey Takes His Misery on a World Tour: Global Gloom, Local Whining It’s official: the Pope of Mope has mapped his 2024 pilgrimage of pain. Steven Patrick Morrissey—still clinging to that single surname like a life raft of relevance—has announced a fresh itinerary that will drag his baritone lament from Mexico City to Manila, with…
Katrina Campins and the Global Aftershocks of One Miami Condo Melodrama By Diego Serrano, International Desk, Dave’s Locker Somewhere between the 29th floor of the Trump Palace and the marble lobby of international perception, Katrina Campins—a Cuban-Venezuelan-American real-estate influencer, erstwhile Apprentice contestant, and walking LinkedIn headline—has become the Rorschach test for how the world now…
Jazz Chisholm Jr. and the End of the Empire: How a Bahamian Infielder Explains the 21st-Century World Order By Our Correspondent, Still Recovering from the 2016 Election and Other Existential Jokes NASSAU, THE BAHAMAS — While the United States busies itself weaponizing nostalgia for a 1950s that never quite existed, its erstwhile colony 185 miles…
**The Curious Case of Parker Messick: How a Florida State Pitcher Became the World’s Most Specific Metaphor** In the grand theater of global affairs—where nuclear powers play chicken over shipping lanes and billionaires race to Mars while Earth burns—there’s something perversely comforting about the international community’s ability to unite around the truly important things. Like…
