Borderlands 4: An Atlas of Global Dysfunction, Now With 300% More Explosions By A. Correspondent, filing from an undisclosed server farm that smells faintly of gunpowder and unpaid overtime Somewhere between a Mongolian copper mine that doubles as a TikTok backdrop and a Frankfurt boardroom where executives argue over loot-box legislation, the planet paused yesterday…
Global Footnotes: How Jake Moody’s Right Foot Briefly Became a Geopolitical Talking Point by Our Man in the Cheap Seats For most of the planet, Jake Moody remains the sort of name that slides off the tongue like lukewarm tap water—forgettable, slightly metallic, gone before the swallow. Yet on 12 February 2024, somewhere between the…
The Curious Case of the Texan: A Global Parable Wrapped in a Ten-Gallon Hat By our man in the cheap seats, somewhere over the Atlantic From a safe cruising altitude of 37,000 feet, Texas looks like a vast, sun-blistered Rorschach test—equal parts oil patch, launch pad, and open-air theology seminar. Down on the tarmac, however,…
**Bodycare Goes Global: How the World Scrubs, Slathers, and Self-Flagellates in Pursuit of the Perfect Epidermis** From Seoul’s 12-step “glass skin” regimens to Rio’s dental-floss beachwear mandates, humanity has quietly agreed that the largest human organ is also the most high-maintenance. Once a private affair conducted behind bathroom doors, bodycare has become a planetary spectator…
