# **The Great Brain Drain: Why the World’s Rewriting Its Report Cards** In a world where TikTok dances and memes evolve faster than we can say “algorithm,” it’s no surprise that even the dusty old textbooks are getting a glow-up. Education curriculum reviews are trending globally, and it’s not just because teachers finally realized that…
# **Curriculum Review 2025: The Global Edutainment Overhaul** Alright, folks, buckle up! The year is 2025, and the world is finally catching on to what we’ve all been whispering about for years: the education system is in desperate need of a glow-up. The “Curriculum Review 2025” is trending globally, and it’s not just because teachers…
Ofsted Unleashes ‘New Framework’ – World Watches in Mild Panic By Our Correspondent in an Undisclosed Café, Somewhere Between Heathrow and Existential Dread LONDON—Yesterday, in a conference room scented faintly of instant coffee and impending judgment, Ofsted unveiled its latest inspection framework. Across the planet, education ministers from Seoul to São Paulo leaned forward like…
