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  • will jacks

    Will Jacks: The Accidental Globalist No One Ordered Dave’s Locker – International Desk, 3 June 2024 Somewhere between the 15th over in Rawalpindi and the 19th Zoom call in a WeWork in Warsaw, the name “Will Jacks” began to behave like a currency no central banker had foreseen—volatile, borderless, and curiously resistant to regulation. The…

  • amazon fresh

    Amazon Fresh: The Banana Republic of Groceries Goes Global By Our Correspondent, still wearing yesterday’s shirt in an undisclosed airport lounge Somewhere over the Pacific, between the recycled air and the lukewarm chardonnay, it occurred to me that Amazon Fresh has become the world’s most polite form of colonialism. One click and a pineapple arrives…

  • padres standings

    From the vantage point of a press box that smells faintly of IPA and failed expectations, the San Diego Padres’ current perch in the National League West standings looks less like a baseball story and more like a geopolitical parable. At 23-25, the Friars sit five games behind the Dodgers—an outcome that, if you squint,…

  • gervonta davis

    Gervonta “Tank” Davis has never filled out a customs form in his life, yet he exports violence with the efficiency of a multinational arms dealer. At just 28, the Baltimore southpaw has turned concussive left hooks into a globally traded commodity: pay-per-view rights sold from Lagos to Lahore, highlight reels dissected in Seoul sports bars,…

  • devontez walker

    The Curious Case of Devontez Walker, or How One Suspended Receiver Became a Geopolitical Football By the time the NCAA’s latest edict on Devontez Walker’s eligibility ricocheted across the Atlantic, it had already been translated into four languages, weaponized by two European betting syndicates, and turned into a cautionary meme on Nigerian Football Twitter. That…

  • laporta

    Joan Laporta has always preferred his drama served extra-catalán, but the rest of the planet has now pulled up a chair to watch the banquet unfold. When the Barcelona president strode into the Camp Nou press room last week—tie slightly askew, smile calibrated somewhere between messianic and “please don’t audit the books”—he wasn’t merely announcing…

  • crackstreams nfl

    From Lagos to Lima, from a smoke-shrouded bar in Ho Chi Minh City to a basement flat in Reykjavik whose Wi-Fi still thinks it’s 2003, the same incantation flickers across glowing screens: crackstreams nfl. The phrase itself sounds like a failed boy-band from the early 2000s, yet it has become the lingua franca for anyone…

  • aidan hutchinson

    From his perch above the American Midwest, Aidan Hutchinson is fast becoming the NFL’s most improbable geopolitical variable—one sack at a time. To the untrained eye he is simply a 6-foot-7 Detroit Lion who devours quarterbacks like complimentary canapés, yet in the grand bazaar of global symbolism he is something far more entertaining: proof that…

  • how much did disney lose after kimmel

    MADRID—Somewhere between the sangría haze of Plaza Mayor and the slow-motion train wreck that is American late-night television, Disney executives are currently practicing the corporate version of counting sheep: counting billions. The immediate catalyst was Jimmy Kimmel’s 19-minute roast on 7 May—equal parts stand-up routine and public disembowelment—in which the Mouse was accused of everything…

  • bellahouston park

    **Grassroots Diplomacy: How Bellahouston Park Became the UN of Urban Green Space** GLASGOW—While the world’s superpowers bicker over carbon targets like divorced parents arguing who forgot the kid’s birthday, a 169-acre slab of municipal turf on Glasgow’s south side has been quietly staging its own version of multilateralism. Bellahouston Park—pronounced “belly-hoose-ton” if you want the…

  • diego luna

    Mexico City, Paris, Tatooine—pick your coordinate, Diego Luna’s passport has probably been stamped there in the last decade. While most actors are content to chase the next green-screen paycheck, Luna has quietly morphed into a one-man soft-power syndicate, exporting Mexican charisma at scale and reminding the planet that “Latin American talent” is not a charitable…

  • dennis allen

    Dennis Allen, the man who currently occupies the New Orleans Saints’ head-coaching throne, is—depending on the week—either a misunderstood defensive savant or the latest sacrificial middle-manager in a league that devours them faster than a Bangkok street vendor devours profit margins. To the global observer, Allen’s journey from Alameda County’s gridiron gutters to the air-conditioned…